Speaking of "I SPY"

I spy this:
The letter "f",
A fire engine magnet,
Emperor Zurg's missile,
Four stale cheerios,
A red jingle bell,
A blue crayon,
And a pile of Virtue.

My mom says there are some things she does that don't necessarily need to be done, but that she does anyway; and it makes her feel virtuous. Cleaning under her refrigerator is one of those things. Last year, when she came to help out after Sydney was born, she bought us a refrigerator coil-duster brush. It was put to work then stashed away until last week, when, in a fit of spring cleaning fervor, I pulled it out and went to town. What my mom told me about feeling virtuous is true. No one knows (excepting whoever reads this) that my refrigerator is dirty or clean underneath. But I know. I'd like to pass on that secret good feeling. And keep that duster from gather dust.

So, here is an offer to you local-yokels. The first two local-based people to leave a comment, will get their refrigerator coils dusted and the newly-exposed dirt/refuse pile scrubbed clean. I keep all lose change (anyone I've known since 9th grade and had Rue for Geometry with me is automatically included).