Sunday, September 30, 2012

You never know...

(back in August)

...what you'll find when you come home from work.  One evening I found the kids making a "new plum tree."  They had picked all the plums within their reach off our tree and transported them over to our neighbors low-lying pine bushes.  There the plums were skewered on every available branch.  Lots of plums is the mother of creativity.  The kids had constructed several mini plum barbells and balanced them carefully on the bush branches.  And then I guess it's just a natural extension to poke pine needles into the plums.  The rest of the week at work I'd get to think of the kids during lunch as I filled up on healthy portions of freshly picked sour plums, and pulled pine needles out of my mouth. 









Sunday, September 23, 2012

One excellent use for Heavy Whipping Cream:

http://www.melskitchencafe.com/2012/09/peaches-and-cream-sensation.html

Thursday, September 20, 2012

More ballet footage

If you want to watch Syd's dance recital from last June, you may view it here (linked by permission).  She is on the far left of the line and Sonya is next to her.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Saturday, September 08, 2012

Scientific Inquiry

Miles:  [fussing]

Me:  [attempting to soothe; failing miserably]

Sydney:  [wide-eyed and serious, with a somewhat consoling tone]:  Maybe he thinks you're a monster.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Other Goings Ons-es.

 There were some killer hot days.  I mean, like, over 78 degrees.






 What you don't see is that she is also wearing high heels.




 I guess the theme in these last few pictures has been:  fake animals.  Use your imaginations, kids!


 Briton took T&S to the demolition derby.  Just kidding.  That was on Sunday.  If the kids were taller (or the sign was shorter), they'd be pointing, correctly, to "Monster Trucks and Mud Drags."

 Has this picture been posted already?  The expression, Sideways Glance, is classic Clara.


CLR Offspring Reunion. 
Observe the beauty and orderliness of the ice cream-induced state.

Another example of orderliness.  The kids made up this factory (I guess) game.


1.  QC check finalized prior to production:

2.  Fill molds with liquid substance:

 3.  Transport to pre-fab platform:

 4.  Pour admixtures, watchful to avoid explosions.


5. Highly trained technicians move substance to raised platform, where it is poured out and percolated:

 6.  Before dripping into collection device:


REPEAT.  All the live-long afternoon.



The night before Miles was born, Briton and I went to the Street of Dreams.  This table would be a dream.  I love the live edge (I think that's the technical term) of this table.  The price tag for this tree slab?  Take a guess.   Also, all seven homes had these open walls.  There were no flies in any of the houses.


 Another cool feature in another home was a mini-greenhouse in the kitchen, for all your year-round herbal needs.

There were other neat things, too.  But not as neat as meeting Miles the next day ;).

** I don't remember exactly, but it was in the neighborhood of $2,600.

"This is the coolest thing I've seen in my whole, entire life!" -- Miles T. Barker


Saturday, August 11, 2012

Miles Taylor Barker



He's on the outside now!

8:08am Aug 10, 2012  8lb3oz

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Ketchup.

Ballet

Under Miss Kim's gentle and graceful tutelage, Sydney was introduced to the world of ballet last school year.   Her language is now adorned with such elegant terms as "arabesque."  She was giddy about her recital costume (now crumbled in the dress-up basket) and enjoyed performing at June's end-of-class she-bang.


Next up:  Annual All-Comer's Track Meet. 

Looks like the sporty lady in white is gearing up to run the 3000m, having sufficiently carbo-loaded.
BTW: Clara only has one more week left before her followup visit with the eye guy -- we ran out of patches last week and don't want to buy another box for just 7 days worth of eye patches.  I bet there's a tutorial out there on how to sew your own eye patches, though.  Betcha.
Recovering from a run?
Talmage and his friend, James.


 Gardening.
The potato experiment.  First year growing potatoes.  Potatoes are fun.  Very fun.  When it's time to harvest (which time is a good guess as far as I could tell), it's like digging for gold.  Yukon GOLD.

 All that gold in a row.  Some potatoes were the size of ping pong balls.  And some were regular size.  Like the kind you'd see in a grocery store.  Next year we'll harvest twice as many -- maybe get TWO meals out of the potatoes.


 Assessing the tomoatoes.  Talmage goes out to the garden most mornings to see how his plants are coming along and pick what he can find.   This is the first year he's taken a long-term interest in the garden.

 In the spring, I had let him and Sydney plant all the leftover seeds willy-nilly (mostly to keep them busy, i.e. out of my hair, so I could play in the garden without interruption ... "Don't make me have a productive, educational, bonding, garden experience with you, kids!").   There were mixtures of seeds spread all over the garden path and buried haphazardly in inches of soil in different box lids and shoe boxes.  I didn't expect their unorthodox methods would produce anything -- and also thought they'd just forget about their seeds and then I'd toss the boxes/lids, etc.  But lo and behold, the seeds germinated, grew, and are now producing -- thanks to just a bit of transplanting and coaxing from grandma.  So let that be a lesson to all of you pessimistic parents.

Make-Work Projects:  or -- Teach a Kid to Dumpster Dive, you Feed him for a Lifetime
Grandma, although okay with my character going to pot, is keen on improving the character of her grandchildren.  Here you see one of her plots in action.  She gives the kids one dollar for scrubbing out the yard debris bin and garbage cans each week.   Talmage is told that he can practice on our garbage cans for a year and then when he's 7, he can charge people money to clean out their garbage cans.  We'll see what happens.  Meanwhile, our garbage cans have never been so clean.


 Sydney is also given a dollar for her work.  But after one time, she wizened up, er, the novelty wore off, and she couldn't be persuaded to add to her resume.

Father and Kid Campout

Our ward has it figured out.  Do a Father n' Sons campout and a Father n' Daughter campout.  But combine them into one campout.   So basically it's a ward campout without the moms or any babies.  They had fun.  We had fun.  Win-Win. 






 Relaxing after a bike-ride.




Pending:
This weekend Briton is running Cascade Lakes Relay and hopes he will not come home to find he has a newborn son.  We're holding out for 8-10-12.  Looking forward to meeting the little guy and getting to know and love 'im.




Sunday, June 24, 2012

4:19 a.m.

R:  [awake, tossing and turning]
B: [chuckles in his sleep]
R: What's so funny?
B:  [mumbling]  The polymorphism of the node ... its behavior can [can't?] be explained... mrphmb mprhmb...
R: [Blog gold!]

What did you dream about last night?

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Two more.

We borrowed an industrial snow-cone machine from friends for a mutual activity last week.  We haven't returned it yet for good reason.  Want to know a way to keep five kids content and busy for an hour?

It's hard to tell from this picture -- what fer the evidence of successful spring gardening (see that humungo zucchini????  That's on account of the "greenhouse" we built this year) and taking the picture through a window screen -- anyway, I digress with my com-brag --- but Clara is watering the garden and I thought it was very industrious of her. 

Hmm. Well, this crummy picture actually has another story to tell:  Note the graduation tassels Briton used to string peas.  Reminds me of the anecdote about Hugh Nibley praying for forgiveness in an opening prayer at one BYU graduation, because of something along the lines of being assembled, dressed "in the robes of the apostate priesthood."  Here, the honors of man, have found a more useful purpose.

June is for Strawberries

My, how the seasons roll 'round. Seems like these same pictures get posted every year. Tho' berry picking is a tradition worth keeping, eh?

 Clara looks hard at work ...
 ... but don't be fooled.



"Hmmm ... this one looks juicy."


"Yep.  Juicy."
"Ah! Caught red handed/mouth-ed ... quick ... get rid of the evidence!"

Grandma filled three buckets to every one that Clara ate.
The berries are always redder on the other side of the furrow.






Compare and Contrast.





 Clara's favorite part, besides eating the berries, was moving the yellow flags so people won't know which length of the row has been picked or not.